It's Virus Time @ norwalks@aol.com

Have  you ever had to deal with a virus on your computer? A virus that sends out bogus emails under your address offering Viagra along also an attachment that is blank? No, I didn't think so. Thanks to the great folks at the virus cleaning company, including Kurt and Jesus, I am virus free tonight. Yeah, you heard me right, Jesus. I was actually on the phone this morning with Jesus. I was so stunned that I was talking to him, I asked him how he spelled his name. He said J-E-S-U-S. I thanked him and told him that is how most people spell Jesus. I also told him that I was not so much interested in his spirituality, but more interested in his technical ability to rid me of the nasty email tossing virus. He grunted....mildly and peacefully, after all, he is Jesus. He then efficiently and professionally ran scans, anti-virus updates, etc. and voila, virus free. I am certain that is worth every penny of the $400 that I forked over to Jesus and his formidable company.
I wouldn't wish a computer virus on anyone who is human. It takes enormous fortitude and patience to see it through....and a guy like Jesus, is sheer bonus in tackling any nasty old virus. I am deeply grateful for all of his knowledge and expertise around these issues and many more. Amen and God bless.